Why is it that we work?

《为什么，我们为什么要工作？！》（喜欢译）

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up,
this should make things little bit more clear.

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
AT WORK you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required.
AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK they are called managers.

So ...... why is it, again, that we work?

搞不好您兴许会混淆两者
在下的小文令你一目了然

在监狱里，你的主要时间都花在8X10尺的号子内
在工作中，你的主要时间都花在6X8 尺的格子间

在监狱里，你好赖有一日三餐免费供应不间断
在工作中，你只有吃一餐的时间还得自己掏钱

在监狱里，你若表现好就会得到休假作为奖赏
在工作中，你若表现好就会得到更多工作重担

在监狱里，所有的门都有警卫为你打开和锁上
在工作中，你须亲身携带保安卡开启道道机关

在监狱里，你可以优哉游哉看电视或打游戏
在工作中，你若这么做就得卷铺盖卷儿滚蛋

在监狱里，你可以独享专人专用的马桶
在工作中，你却得使用笨蛋尿湿的座圈

在监狱里，家人和朋友可以来探监
在工作中，跟亲人说话都成了奢谈

在监狱里，所有的费用都由纳税人承担而你根本无需工作
在工作中，你自付路费去工作还从薪水里面扣一些给囚犯

在监狱里，你用生命的大部分时间想着如何脱身‘雅座’外
在工作中，你用生命的大部分时间想着如何跻身‘雅座’间

在监狱里，你要应付的虐待狂是牢足、狱头
在工作中，他们却衣冠楚楚人称经理、老板

那么，为什么，我们到底为什么要工作？

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